The Sultanate of Boko Haram is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.79 billion Boko Haramians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.6%.

The Boko Haramian economy, worth 84.6 trillion Prayers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,251 Prayers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, Leader is famed for giving great back rubs, and film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boko Haram's national animal is the Blank, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Boko Haram is ranked 93,450^th in the world and 2^nd in Boko Haram for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.71 law-abiding acts per hour.