The Ol' Nuclear of Bohseon is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by 윤보선 with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.058 billion Bohseonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barun. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bohseonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,711 trillion Wontons a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 223,750 Wontons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, and hundreds of sailors ride the good ship 윤보선 day after day. Crime is totally unknown. Bohseon's national animal is the Siberian Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bohseonian Methodist Church.

Bohseon is ranked 2,894^th in the world and 125^th in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 169.71 quips per hour.