The Province of Bohol is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Tony Schiena with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, devout population of 8.478 billion Boholanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tagbilaran. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boholano economy, worth 759 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 89,559 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bohol's national animal is the tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romam Catholic.

Bohol is ranked 188,156^th in the world and 1^st in Bohol for Most Influential, scoring 168 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.