The Frozen Shoals of Bodobol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Akro Serethim with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 29.094 billion Bodobolis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agoras. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bodoboli economy, worth a remarkable 5,793 trillion Diruas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,127 Diruas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Agoras University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bodobol's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is null.

Bodobol is ranked 279,547^th in the world and 7^th in Nesapo for Rudest Citizens, with 16.59 insults per minute.