The Empire of Bob ross is awesome is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by scamville with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 6.299 billion Bob ross is awesomeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of little tree. The average income tax rate is 39.2%.

The all-consuming Bob ross is awesomean economy, worth 729 trillion bob bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,864 bob bucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

A baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Bob ross is awesome" at foreigners, and the media have begun calling the government treasury "scamville's stash". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bob ross is awesome's national animal is the little clouds, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is scamism.

Bob ross is awesome is ranked 60,110^th in the world and 1^st in the scammers for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.