The Queendom of BNPS is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 14.158 billion BNPSians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 40.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient BNPSian economy, worth 566 trillion betales a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,045 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, organ donation is compulsory, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BNPS's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BNPS is ranked 137,598^th in the world and 3^rd in Iranian Islamic Republic for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.64 kickbacks per hour.