The Community of Bn is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.883 billion Bnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Bnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,064 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,103 Golds, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bn's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Bn is ranked 274,639th in the world and 1,211th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Bn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
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Bn, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too.
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Bn, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.
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Bn, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human.
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Bn, roaming gangsters have been replaced by roaming drunkards.
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Bn, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
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Bn, a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive.
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Bn, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
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Bn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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Bn, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt.
















































