The Duds of BlueNwhite is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Count Joseph Bluenwhitenstein with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.352 billion BlueNwhiteans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blueville. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BlueNwhitean economy, worth a remarkable 2,017 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,371 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters against the government are hanged as a warning to others, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlueNwhite's national animal is the Blueagle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican-Blueptist.

BlueNwhite is ranked 299,686^th in the world and 275^th in Lonia Kreptia Llor for Least Corrupt Governments, with 40.33 percentage of bribes refused.