The Royal Confederation of Bluecrown Keep is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by Dominioan with a fair hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.314 billion Bluecrownians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bluecrown City. The average income tax rate is 10.3%.

The Bluecrownian economy, worth 485 trillion Bluecrownian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,108 Bluecrownian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Dominioan's stash", soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and Bluecrown Keep is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is well under control. Bluecrown Keep's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Dominioanism.

Bluecrown Keep is ranked 254,606^th in the world and 25^th in Callista for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.