Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,569thMost Authoritarian: 19,810thBest Weather: 21,693rd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Massive Attack, 1991
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Few

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Blue Lines

Population1.578 billion

Currencyguilder
Animaltiger

The Republic of Blue Lines is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.578 billion Blue Linesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Blue Linesian economy, worth 75.3 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,741 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blue Lines's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blue Lines is ranked 173,537th in the world and 582nd in junk for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,083.95 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,569thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 19,810thBest Weather: 21,693rdNicest Citizens: 22,166thMost Income Equality: 23,379thMost Conservative: 23,501stMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,781stMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,941st
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
5%
Most Income Equality: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Primitive: 56th in the regionMost Conservative: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Blue Lines's influence in Junk rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Blue Lines was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Blue Lines, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in Blue Lines, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Blue Lines, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Blue Lines, the government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market.
  • : Following new legislation in Blue Lines, all industry is owned and run by the government.
  • : Blue Lines was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Blue Lines, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Blue Lines's influence in Junk rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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