The State of Bloomer Sykes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.355 billion Bloomer Sykesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The very strong Bloomer Sykesian economy, worth 579 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 28,482 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,648 per year while the poor average 1,530, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Bloomer Sykes has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Bloomer Sykes's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bloomer Sykes is ranked 96,648^th in the world and 1^st in Monrovia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 14.11 kickbacks per hour.