The Republic of Bloo Slansarnithers is a mammoth, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning panther population. The hard-working population of 9.521 billion Bloo Slansarnithersians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%.

The Bloo Slansarnithersian economy, worth 436 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 45,834 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloo Slansarnithers's national animal is the panther.

Bloo Slansarnithers is ranked 156,864^th in the world and 2^nd in United Valhaven for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.