The State of Blondie Virginia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 45.517 billion Blondie Virginians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The all-consuming Blondie Virginian economy, worth a remarkable 3,492 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 76,719 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,205 per year while the poor average 16,412, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

"To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, many believe that the only good deer is a dead deer, The Governor's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Blondie Virginia's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blondie Virginia is ranked 27,836^th in the world and 1^st in Wintersun for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,354.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.