The Great Northern Peace of Blon Gre is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the wisdom of the snow monkeys with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.278 billion Blon Greans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eqqissisimasoq. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Blon Grean economy, worth a remarkable 2,781 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,648 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, all animals are equal but some are more equal than others, and paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark. Crime is totally unknown. Blon Gre's national animal is the snow monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blon Gre is ranked 1,583^rd in the world and 1^st in The Arctic for Smartest Citizens, with 216.22 quips per hour.