The Watchfires of Blitz-3 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 26.035 billion Blitz-3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Blitz-3ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,525 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,988 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, judges are all-powerful, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and the government is under the thumb of countless special interests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blitz-3's national animal is the Dolly Varden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blitz-3 is ranked 49,750^th in the world and 1^st in The Government of UNAF for Longest Average Lifespans, with 83.67 years.