The Commonwealth of Blindiosla is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 138 million Blindioslans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.
The powerhouse Blindioslan economy, worth 13.1 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 95,071 Shekels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,671 per year while the poor average 12,770, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.
The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blindiosla's national animal is the Thylacine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Blindiosla is ranked 295,120th in the world and 122nd in KAISERREICH for Largest Populations, with 138 million capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Blindiosla, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone.
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Blindiosla, it is rumoured that Leader uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
- : Following new legislation in
Blindiosla, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
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Blindiosla, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
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Blindiosla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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Blindiosla, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
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Blindiosla, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
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Blindiosla, Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.
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Blindiosla, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
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Blindiosla, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.

























