
| Population | 11.795 billion |
| Capital | Yamaku |
| Leader | Lilly Satou |
| Faith | Lillyism |
| Currency | baht |
| Animal | lion |
The Lack of Foresight of Blind Drunk is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lilly Satou with an even hand, and notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 11.795 billion Blind Drunks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamaku. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Blind Drunkian economy, worth 563 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,737 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, Blind Drunk's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blind Drunk's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lillyism.
Blind Drunk is ranked 75,936th in the world and 889th in eta for Most Secular, with 17.79 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Blind Drunk's influence in Eta rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".
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Blind Drunk relocated from Butaniku to Eta.
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Blind Drunk applied to join the World Assembly.
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Blind Drunk resigned from the World Assembly.
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Blind Drunk's influence in Butaniku rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
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Blind Drunk relocated from Fly Far Far Away to Butaniku.
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Blind Drunk relocated from The Lancastrian Empire to Fly Far Far Away.
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Blind Drunk relocated from The Federation of Harditian States to The Lancastrian Empire.
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Blind Drunk relocated from Eta to The Federation of Harditian States.
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Blind Drunk was endorsed by
The Republic of Lizard Defense Force 166.







