The Kingdom of Blikhold is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 661 million Blikites are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Besaid. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blikite economy, worth 66.9 trillion Rikkus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,226 Rikkus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blikhold's national animal is the Tony Tony Chopper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blikhold is ranked 21,274^th in the world and 1^st in Beef for Highest Poor Incomes, with 88,972.15 Standard Monetary Units.