The United States of Bleeding Kansas is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 28.219 billion Bleeding Kansasians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Bleeding Kansasian economy, worth 599 trillion stalks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 21,229 stalks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, all alcohol is banned, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleeding Kansas's national animal is the black sheep.

Bleeding Kansas is ranked 118,685^th in the world and 6^th in Kansas for Most Primitive, scoring -33.91 on the Scary Big Number Scale.