The State of Bleasdale Revival is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 32.675 billion Bleasdale Revivalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The strong Bleasdale Revivalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion betales a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,635 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Believers must practice religion behind church doors lest the government smite them with a mighty fine, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Bleasdale Revival has found 1 easter egg), Bleasdale Revival has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and the Governor has just been declared ruler of Bleasdale Revival in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bleasdale Revival's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bleasdale Revival is ranked 243,379^th in the world and 8^th in Benin for Most Beautiful Environments, with 298.56 pounds of wildlife per square mile.