The City of Blanes is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.103 billion Blanencs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blanes. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The strong Blanenc economy, worth 200 trillion pessetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,644 pessetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blanes's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Blanes is ranked 76,315^th in the world and 4,036^th in Osiris for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,736.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.