The Clippers Legend of Blake Griffin is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.181 billion Blake Griffinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Blake Griffinian economy, worth 268 trillion Monies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,107 Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 439,637 per year while the poor average 24,771, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blake Griffin's national animal is the Card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blake Griffin is ranked 129,196^th in the world and 20^th in National Basketball Association for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.