The Most Serene Republic of BlackBlicky5 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The devout population of 1.913 billion BlackBlicky5ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BlackBlicky. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong BlackBlicky5ian economy, worth 134 trillion 1234s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,059 1234s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, chipped paint can see a building condemned, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and BlackBlicky5 recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlackBlicky5's national animal is the 134, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

BlackBlicky5 is ranked 63,463^rd in the world and 1^st in Evidonia for Largest Governments, scoring 20.64 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.