Most Rebellious Youth: 7,534thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,934th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Evil is our business, and business is good.
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Black Hat Org

Population1.579 billion

LeaderBlack Hat
FaithSatanism

CurrencySoul
AnimalCreatures of the Abyss

The Dominion of Black Hat Org is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Black Hat with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.579 billion Black Hat Orgians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Black Hat Orgian economy, worth 228 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,838 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, and students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Hat Org's national animal is the Creatures of the Abyss, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Satanism.

Black Hat Org is ranked 25,192nd in the world and 2nd in Chaos Insurgency for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 274.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Top
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 7,534thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,934thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,741stTop
10%
Most Devout: 21,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,192ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,709thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,242ndLargest Mining Sector: 28,281stHighest Average Incomes: 28,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,563rdHighest Poor Incomes: 30,208th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, students are explicitly allowed to write answers on their forearms before exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, Black Hat has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, foreign converts are illuminated by both missionaries and helicopter searchlights.
  • : Black Hat Org was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Hat Org, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.

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