Most Armed: 1,169thHighest Crime Rates: 1,532ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,623rd
The Syndicate of
Capitalist Paradise
Here be warriors...
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Black Flag Pirates

Population2.836 billion

CapitalMetropoli Atoll
LeaderArbiter
Faithpsychadelicc ghost pirates

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalViper

The Syndicate of Black Flag Pirates is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Arbiter with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.836 billion Pirates are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropoli Atoll. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Piratic economy, worth 448 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,272 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen, the Viper stadiums are open 24/7, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Black Flag Pirates's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is psychadelicc ghost pirates.

Black Flag Pirates is ranked 1,623rd in the world and 2nd in Pirate Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,875.94 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Armed: 1,169thHighest Crime Rates: 1,532ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,623rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,869thFattest Citizens: 2,087thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,174thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,880thMost Avoided: 3,130thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,264thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,560thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,703rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,408thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,605thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,651stLargest Retail Industry: 9,973rdMost Inclusive: 11,709thMost Secular: 15,429thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,339thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,962ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,914thHighest Average Incomes: 22,337thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,321stMost Efficient Economies: 26,335thHighest Drug Use: 27,506thHighest Poor Incomes: 29,757thLargest Black Market: 30,673rdSmartest Citizens: 30,680th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the Viper stadiums are open 24/7.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the state funds the recreational drug habits of every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Black Flag Pirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.
  • : Black Flag Pirates was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, bars are packed at all hours.

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