The Republic of Black Eagles is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 809 million Black Eaglesians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The strong Black Eaglesian economy, worth 44.2 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 54,589 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Black Eagles's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Black Eagles is ranked 248,081^st in the world and 7^th in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 100.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.