The Distant Borderlands of Blab is a behemoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Liliuokalani II with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 50.784 billion Blabons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olelonui. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blabian economy, worth a remarkable 9,335 trillion chits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,819 chits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial pop radio occasionally features raccoon birthing sounds, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, the real art was the AI friends we made along the way, and there's nothing more Blabian than revanchism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Blab's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The order of Violet.

Blab is ranked 14,218^th in the world and 6^th in United Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 183,819.44 Standard Monetary Units.