The Democratically Republican of Bla Frea is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Peparan Viisitero with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.386 billion Bla Freans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poplannin. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bla Frean economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion Blagosis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,001 Blagosis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

People who eat pizza with lactase supplements are arrested by the flavour police, the government spares every expense for national defence, the Not a Tax Haven Foundation is the most popular charity, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bla Frea's national animal is the Bokonomi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gassi.

Bla Frea is ranked 22,087^th in the world and 9^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Average Incomes, with 159,001.19 Standard Monetary Units.