The Dictatorship of of BKV is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Keerthivahanan with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.996 billion tamilans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New bkv. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient BKVian economy, worth a remarkable 1,167 trillion Bkvian coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,687 Bkvian coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BKV's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheist.

BKV is ranked 14,147^th in the world and 696^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,457.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.