The Matriarchal Phantasmocracy of Biwolfia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Selena Williams with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.241 billion Biwolfians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lupamond. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Biwolfian economy, worth 682 trillion dolpas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,283 dolpas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biwolfia's national animal is the Alexander Archipelago wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biwolfia is ranked 5,404^th in the world and 3^rd in Saeculum Obscurum for Nicest Citizens, with 46.14 average smiles per day.