Most Developed: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Big things come in small packages
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Bistrostan

Population36.514 billion

CapitalBistrostan City
LeaderLeader

Currencydrachma
Animalcheetah

The Empire of Bistrostan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 36.514 billion Bistrostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bistrostan City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Bistrostanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,924 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 436,114 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Bistrostanian citizenship in droves, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime is totally unknown. Bistrostan's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bistrostan is ranked 10,361st in the world and 1st in The GameFAQs Forum for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,656.25 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Developed: 2ndHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 37thBest Weather: 54thLargest Publishing Industry: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 117thMost Stationary: 127thHighest Economic Output: 128thMost Inclusive: 176thSmartest Citizens: 180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 186thHighest Poor Incomes: 257thMost Cultured: 355thMost Efficient Economies: 375thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 465thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 516thHighest Average Incomes: 516thMost Scientifically Advanced: 518thLargest Populations: 558thMost Beautiful Environments: 686thMost Pacifist: 698thLowest Crime Rates: 1,023rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,363rdLargest Governments: 1,559thTop
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Safest: 2,107thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,110thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,127thRudest Citizens: 2,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,780thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,160thMost Influential: 5,846thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,894thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,935thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,166thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,881stMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,335th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Bistrostanian citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.

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