Most Developed: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Big things come in small packages
Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Bistrostan

Population39.378 billion

CapitalBistrostan City
LeaderLeader

Currencydrachma
Animalcheetah

The Empire of Bistrostan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, devout population of 39.378 billion Bistrostanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bistrostan City. The average income tax rate is 16.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bistrostanian economy, worth an astonishing 18,166 trillion drachmas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 461,336 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site. Crime is totally unknown. Bistrostan's national animal is the cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bistrostan is ranked 274th in the world and 1st in The GameFAQs Forum for Most Cultured, scoring 561 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Developed: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 4thLongest Average Lifespans: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36thLargest Publishing Industry: 46thBest Weather: 52ndHighest Food Quality: 55thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 60thHighest Economic Output: 115thSmartest Citizens: 120thMost Stationary: 123rdMost Inclusive: 133rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 138thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 175thMost Cultured: 274thMost Efficient Economies: 275thHighest Disposable Incomes: 287thHighest Poor Incomes: 360thMost Scientifically Advanced: 405thMost Pacifist: 455thMost Beautiful Environments: 474thHighest Average Incomes: 481stLargest Populations: 546thLowest Crime Rates: 572ndLargest Governments: 760thLargest Agricultural Sector: 843rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 972ndSafest: 981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 997thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,330thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,497thRudest Citizens: 3,744thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,931stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,025thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,467thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,490thMost Influential: 5,816thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,852ndMost Devout: 6,327thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,515thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,906thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 21,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,312th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bistrostan, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.

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