The Republic of Bismarck Archipelago is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Otto von Bismarck with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning 2 Headed Eagle population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.21 billion Bismarck Archipelagoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Moresby. The average income tax rate is 10.6%.

The Bismarck Archipelagoan economy, worth 62.6 trillion Deutsch Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,774 Deutsch Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", bike rage is all the rage, doctors are learning that red tape makes ineffective bandages, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. Bismarck Archipelago's national animal is the 2 Headed Eagle.

Bismarck Archipelago is ranked 110,495^th in the world and 5^th in Allied conservative Union for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 89.72 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.