The Empire of Biribiri is a large, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 119 million Biribirians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The very strong Biribirian economy, worth 7.62 trillion Biris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 63,999 Biris, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biribiri's national animal is the Raposa, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Biribiri is ranked 167,841^st in the world and 630^th in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 588.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.