The Community of Bireek is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Boron with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.005 billion Bireekians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byrocrest. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bireekian economy, worth 240 trillion Korunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,073 Korunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bireek's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Any Christan Denomination.

Bireek is ranked 12,867^th in the world and 4^th in Idaho for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 81,529.8 Standard Monetary Units.