The Great Empire of Binga is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Irmão maior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The cynical, devout population of 3.452 billion Bingudoes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barra do Choça. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bingan economy, worth 322 trillion Oreia secas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,419 Oreia secas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, the best rebates happen when the company no longer exists, the invisible hand of the market wipes babies' bottoms, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Binga's national animal is the Onça pintuda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Binga is ranked 122,811^th in the world and 11^th in Chaos land for Safest, scoring 74.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.