Population | 11.115 billion |
Currency | Peso |
Animal | Puma |
The Republic of Bilderberg 2 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.115 billion Bilderberg 2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Bilderberg 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,934 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,032 Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
The government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilderberg 2's national animal is the Puma, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Bilderberg 2 is ranked 101,898th in the world and 38th in New Bilderberg Group for Highest Food Quality, scoring 22.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bilderberg 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Economic Output, and Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 2, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.