The Sultanate of Bijay-Alkrum is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 3.146 billion Bijay-Alkrumians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Bijay-Alkrumian economy, worth 53.1 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 16,887 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bijay-Alkrum's national animal is the desert fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bijay-Alkrum is ranked 140,421^st in the world and 4^th in Yajib for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,041.25 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.