Least Corrupt Governments: 4,157thBest Weather: 4,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,301st
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Zimbabwe is pretty cool I guess
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Big Zimbabwe

Population12.75 billion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Republic of Big Zimbabwe is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate population of 12.75 billion Big Zimbabweans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Big Zimbabwean economy, worth a remarkable 1,674 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,352 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and being doxxed on social media is now mandatory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Big Zimbabwe's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Big Zimbabwe is ranked 6,082nd in the world and 1st in New Liberalia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 7,581.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 4,157thBest Weather: 4,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,301stSafest: 4,381stNicest Citizens: 4,401stMost Inclusive: 5,206thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,082ndMost Pacifist: 6,116thMost Accessible: 6,332ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,416thHighest Food Quality: 6,435thHealthiest Citizens: 6,529thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,654thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,955thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,070thMost Developed: 8,831stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,166thSmartest Citizens: 11,630thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,107thLargest Governments: 15,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,403rdMost Cultured: 15,616thMost Secular: 16,167thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,170thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 19,053rdHighest Economic Output: 20,484thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,987thLowest Crime Rates: 32,340th
No WA voting rights.

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National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Big Zimbabwe, being doxxed on social media is now mandatory.
  • : Big Zimbabwe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Secular and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Zimbabwe, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed.
  • : Big Zimbabwe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Zimbabwe, petting zoos have loose fingers strewn about.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Zimbabwe, government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time.
  • : Big Zimbabwe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Zimbabwe, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors.
  • : Big Zimbabwe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Big Zimbabwe, the lives of former ski town residents are going downhill.

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