The Twisted World of Big Swinger is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Sex Fiend with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.607 billion Big Swingerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bed Room. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Big Swingerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,201 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 150,692 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The treehouse in Elephant Park is the tallest building in Big Swinger, families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Big Swinger's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sex.

Big Swinger is ranked 300,291^st in the world and 10^th in Sex for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.