The Allied States of Big Bank is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.714 billion Big Bankians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 29.2%.

The strong Big Bankian economy, worth 189 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,168 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the Big Bank Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, eminent domain has been abolished, and babies are a small but significant export. Crime is moderate. Big Bank's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Big Bank is ranked 158,943^rd in the world and 3^rd in Cthonia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,425.28 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.