The Constitutional Monarchy of Bidragistan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Subreme Leader Tryffelmajonäs with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.745 billion Bidragistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shekeltown. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bidragistani economy, worth 849 trillion Kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,915 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Street preachers sell salvation with a side order of shame on every corner, rumor has it that Subreme Leader Tryffelmajonäs has won three lotteries in a row, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bidragistan's national animal is the Doggo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science stuff.

Bidragistan is ranked 144,840^th in the world and 6,345^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.73 kickbacks per hour.