The Republic of Bidoofgod is a mid-sized, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 50 million Bidoofgodians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.1%.

The strong Bidoofgodian economy, worth 3.08 trillion woods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,690 woods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Machine gun nests are the latest must-have gardening trend, on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and Leader is considering changing the Bidoofgodian flag to one with more glitter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bidoofgod's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bidoofgod is ranked 35,722^nd in the world and 138^th in Concord for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.