The Constitutional Monarchy of Biambar is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 578 million Bambarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morgan MD. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Bambarian economy, worth 20.9 trillion Biambar Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,096 Biambar Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, Biambar has designated Morgan MD as its capital city, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Biambar Rubles, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biambar's national animal is the Western Honey Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Biambar is ranked 94,191^st in the world and 2^nd in Random for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,791.47 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.