The Republic of Bi Fish is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its lack of airports, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 449 million Bi Fishians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Bi Fishian economy, worth 19.8 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,171 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, blue bloods are welcome in Bi Fish, the government airlifts sacrificial lambs, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bi Fish's national animal is the Card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bi Fish is ranked 64,870^th in the world and 52^nd in Fish Storage for Safest, scoring 98.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.