
| Population | 5.503 billion |
| Capital | Pataliputra |
| Leader | Ashoka |
| Faith | Hinduism |
| Currency | Rupee |
| Animal | Royal Bengal Tiger |
The Uni-Fed Republic of Bharat Desham is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ashoka with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 5.503 billion Bharatiyas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pataliputra. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Bharati economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 222,583 Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharat Desham's national animal is the Royal Bengal Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.
Bharat Desham is ranked 4,838th in the world and 2nd in Trica for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 9,757.87 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in
Bharat Desham, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.

































































