The Constitutional Monarchy of Bhacil is a large, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, devout population of 130 million Bhacilanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Spirituality, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Bhacilander economy, worth 3.23 trillion Quarters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 24,817 Quarters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and the public are enjoying a royal flush of tax cuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bhacil's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bhacil is ranked 105,861^st in the world and 41^st in The Sacred Elite for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 809.57 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.