The Sultanate of Beyria Bobso is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its smutty television, cultivated feral children, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.251 billion Beyria Bobsoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beyria Bobsoan economy, worth 301 trillion thalers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 133,973 thalers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Corrupt paupers spend taxpayer thalers on liquor and tobacco, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beyria Bobso's national animal is the skate, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Beyria Bobso is ranked 275,619^th in the world and 536^th in Aeternum for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.