The Confederacy of Better Mexicans is a tiny, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10 million Better Mexicansians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Better Mexicansian economy, worth 591 billion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,111 pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,659 per year while the poor average 14,410, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Better Mexicans's national animal is the Golden Eage, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Better Mexicans is ranked 240,735^th in the world and 162^nd in Union Brazilian for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 32.56 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.