The Republic of Bestbier is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning turtle population. The hard-working population of 1.536 billion Bestbierians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.3%.

The Bestbierian economy, worth 72.4 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 47,159 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bestbier's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bestbier is ranked 75,666^th in the world and 360^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,683.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.