The Republic of BespinVCardFarm12 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 4.425 billion BespinVCardFarm12ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The powerhouse BespinVCardFarm12ian economy, worth 433 trillion Playing Cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,975 Playing Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

In court almost every witness is a hostile witness, BespinVCardFarm12ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and governments opposing BespinVCardFarm12 are beset by rebels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BespinVCardFarm12's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

BespinVCardFarm12 is ranked 21,182^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Bespin V Farming Collective for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 103.96 on the Bus Surprisal Index.